The Dreaded Padded Seat

I must ask why do all women feel this unnerving need to buy and use padded toilets seats?

Are you planning on camping out there?

Trying to avoid a chafing your ass?

Have and abnormal obsession with foam covered vinyl?

For any guy that has ever had the wonderful experience of using on of these I present:

Why plastic padded toilet seats suck

#1. They are just uncomfortable give me hard plastic over vinyl any day

#2. They make your ass sweat

#3. They stay warmer longer after use (nothing worse than a warm toilets seat)

#4. The crack is always right there trying to gobble your shobble (which always makes you think how many other shobbles have been gobbled here where your shobble is currently being gobbled..say that three times fast)

#5. Feels smaller, Its like I am trying to crap through a washer, a 5/16 washer.

#6. With one of these you can't take a relaxing piss. Why you ask, because these things are worse than an attack dog the moment you let your guard down, it pounces, and falls closed. If you were lucky its only the seat and not the lid.
Needing a visual?
Imagine a cow peeing on a flat rock.



Oh one last though, that blast of cold air you feel every time you set down on it was sucked in when the last person stood up.


-Mr.WAM

-Thanks to M&J

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