Reading Between the Lines

As I sat here browsing the personal ads on craigslist. The thought occurred to me of profiling the people that were making the listings and reading between the lines.

For example :

The little cutie that list no games, drama, and is already putting sexual limits on the online personal listing.....RUN. You haven't even met this chick yet and she is already laying the ground work to control you.

These girls are able to list all of those negative traits because they are programed to look for them. They constantly focus on the negative things in life and tend to have a bad self image.

Think about baseball, if someone didn't set you down and show you how to play then you would never know the game or the rules of the game. The ladies that list all of this stuff know the game and they know all the rules. What game you might ask it goes by many names, nagging, drama queen, general bitch, advanced mind control and just plain whipped.

The fact is she has a broader knowledge of the games that you ever will. How is this possible you might ask. Its quite simple she builds the game as she goes, therefore you cannot win.

Unless you refuse to play, and even that can get you into trouble.

Trust me find a woman who wakes up everyday focused on the positive things in life. Find someone who can make you laugh, and does not give a flying flip about what is on the cover of Cosmo.