What are you doing?

Do you ever get tired of that question? Do you know what always follows that question?
If you answered her wanting you to do something, then you are correct.

For example:

I'm driving home its 5:15. Woman knows I don't get home until 5:30 even using Doc's Brown DeLorean.

The first question is "What are you doing?"

Me: "Well lets see, I'm currently painting a Elephants toenails, while getting a BJ by an extraterrestrial, along with racing the evil witch inside that tornado before the house lands on her. " ( I just left work five seconds ago, I'm driving what else would I be doing.)

Her: "Oh, I was wondering if I had any tampons?"

Me: "Really? Well let me put on the Tampon Czar crown and peer deep into your future. You only bought the super mega jumbo back at the outlet last week. In theory you should have enough to plug the leak and save the Titanic." (They loaded them in the truck with a fork lift.)

Her: "I was just wondering."

Me: "So am I, wondering why you must ask me such questions when I am 50 miles from the house. When you could have waited 10 min and I would have been home, and could have verified that you indeed have enough tampons to asborb the flood waters in Pakistan. (I donated half her supply to Army core of engineers.)

Me: Secondly they don't expire, so if you think you are low buy more, trust me you will use them."

Efficiency People..

Mr. Wam

Meaning of Words

There is a lot of truth here. The values of words and phrases are completely different between people.

Never be afraid to ask for more clarification, it makes the difference between assuming and knowing.